Thread: classic dialogues

wooo jeeee... U remember all these by heart ????

the english translation is good !!

XXXX: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.
XXXX: The Communism tight crotch? What?

a new film.

Originally Posted by Alexina

no idea, but sounds vaguely familiar...

Ghostrider.

Now a latest one- its damn funny-" Itne paise me itna hi milega"

Originally Posted by icrave4knowledge

Ghostrider.

How could I have missed that ? :sad:

yeah right, I totally forgot it...........
its more like a crime to forget that one....

Originally Posted by Rameshjeee

Sholay - Popular Dialogue

(Kaaliya aur do aadmi waapas aate hai)

Gabbar: Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the?
Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the.
Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen.. phir bhi waapas aagayeye.khaali haath..kya samaz kar aaye the?..sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...
Arre O Saambha... kitna inaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par?
Sambha: Poore pachaas hajaar..
Gabbar: Soona.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door gaanw me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai beta soja ..soja nahi to gabbar singh aa jaayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jaade..ye gabbar singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi..baraabar milegi..( ek aadmi se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai) kitni goli hai iske andar?
Aadmi: (woh chauk jaata hai)
Gabbar: KITNI GOLI HAI?
Aadmi: Chhe sardaar (six)
Gabbar: (khud se) chhe ? ( jor se) chhe goli.. chhe goli hai iske andar..
chhe goli aur aadmi teen... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...( teen goli
hawa me uda deta hai) ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske teen
khaano me goli hai teen khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...)
ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi
pataa. is pistaul me teen jindagi teen maut band hai... dekhe
kisse kya milta hai?
(pahale aadmi ke taraf jaake uske sir par revolver chalata hai
lekin goli nahi lagati) bach gaya saala ...( doosare ke sir pe revolver
chalata hai .. woh bhi bachataa hai) yeh bhi bach gaya..(teesare ki
taraf jaake) teraa kya hoga kaaliyaa?
Kaliya: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..
Gabbar: ab.. goli kha ( revolver kaliyaa par chalata hai use bhi goli nahi
lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Teeno bachh gaye ( ab gabbar hansane chaalu karataa hai) yeh teen h.. ha ha .. teeno haramjaadon ko .. goli nahi lagi( ab gabbar jor se hans rahaa hai)
(baaki sab hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak teen goliyon ki aawaaj aati hai aur woh teen aadmi mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad) jo dar gayaa .. samazo mar gayaa.

Classic dialogues from the film Sholay, yes it does top the list!


Heres a dialogue DOH!

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

Classic dialogues from the film Sholay, yes it does top the list!


Heres a dialogue DOH!

what kind of dialogue is it :confused1:

Homer Simpson from the Simpsons says this!

:lol: but what does it mean?

Moose from archie comics says something like this..........DUH !!!

ohh something like POOH :lol:

Originally Posted by itsmemad

:lol: but what does it mean?

well i dont know the exact meaning but all i know is that homer simpson says that whenever he does something or says something wrong! Probably means **** in polite terms!

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

well i dont know the exact meaning but all i know is that homer simpson says that whenever he does something or says something wrong! Probably means **** in polite terms!

Forum is facing strict moderation since smoothie has become mod...
Look ur word turned into **** after u posted it... is it F**K or S**T?

p.s.- I feel like an underage kid here...

its s**t!

Originally Posted by itsmemad

Forum is facing strict moderation since smoothie has become mod...

abey yaar aisa kuch nahi hai :52:
there is nothing like that :52:

I fear the wall can break... take it easy... I was just kidding...

Just remember this one.

"which life is past and which life is present, what is an illusion, what is a delusion"

no idea...

Remembered another classic dialogue, and i kind of like it too!

'Hum hi hum hai tho kya hum hai, tum hi tum ho tho kya tum ho'

Originally Posted by itsmemad

no idea...

San wa (The Myth).

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

Remembered another classic dialogue, and i kind of like it too!

'Hum hi hum hai tho kya hum hai, tum hi tum ho tho kya tum ho'

..sorry but can u pls come again on this ??

As in translate it in English or what, or you don't understand it at all!

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

Remembered another classic dialogue, and i kind of like it too!

'Hum hi hum hai tho kya hum hai, tum hi tum ho tho kya tum ho'

Could be from some RajKumar's film..

Read this one:

Hum Hum hai...baki sab paani kum hai...
or
Hum hai to kya gum hai?

No its actually said by Sunny Deol from the film Border!

"Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone. "

from my fav film, repo for guessing.


* late 80s film
* starring young corleone




.