The "Star Trek" thread

Star Trek very nice serial

[Luke Skywalker]

BORG JOKES

#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.

#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. All a Borg!

Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Tagline theft is futile.

Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Taglines are irrelevant.

Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.

Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.

Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.

Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)

My other computer is a Borg.

GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines.

Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated.

McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.

Borg-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.

Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.

Borg Sticker. "Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT."

BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename.

Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.

Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant.

Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge.

Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.

Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.

HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.

Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.

I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?

I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.

I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!

I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.

I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.

I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.

I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated.

PS: I think Star trek jokes are allowed here if not delete it.