Kashmir issue solved...

A high profile meeting of our bureaucrats with the Pakis held down somewhere.

Just before the meeting will happen, a bureaucrat stands up and says i want to say some word before we actually do discuss anything about Kashmir.


The gentlemen node their heads..

He continues, "so there was Maharishi Vedvyas who went to visit the great place called Kashmir and he said, Oh!!Allmighty we have so nice place, in the country, just as the heaven.. Than he decided to do TAP there. Months and months, he did the TAP (tapasya) and one day a Pakistani came and threw a pebble on the Tap-led Vyas"

Hearing this, one Paki b-crat gets up and says, "sorry to disturb you sir, but there was no Pakistan,if i am not wrong, at those times"


The Indian B-crat says" thats what we want to say, Kashmir is our ancient lands, and an undivided part of India , very pleased that you admitted that"






Some hours later, Pakistani B-crat was dismissed from Job...:001_tongue:

:lol: exactly correct...! good one

Just forwarded this to all my friends, very nice.

Thanks

i heard it from my elder brother and wrote it in my own words...

Originally Posted by chilloo

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WoW
Thats all done and dusted really... Kashmir hamara tha hamara hai aur hamara rahega including the so called azad kashmir which has been encroached by Pakistan...

We just letting Pakistan use that little part of our land for the time being and one day we will take it back when the time is ripe.

Amen

:lol:

Originally Posted by Admin

WoW
Thats all done and dusted really... Kashmir hamara tha hamara hai aur hamara rahega including the so called azad kashmir which has been encroached by Pakistan...

We just letting Pakistan use that little part of our land for the time being and one day we will take it back when the time is ripe.

Amen

:thumbup: Amen

hey hey lol........nice ending.......repo added

edit : u must spread some reps b4 giving it to mail2sc

Good one

Rep +

Good adaptation. The original one involved an Israeli and a Palestinian.

-F

hey pls tell me how was that??

Here's that joke

"Have you heard the one about Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Chairman Yasir Arafat finally sitting down to negotiate? Sharon opened with a "biblical" tale.

"Before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. One day, miraculously, a stream appeared. They drank and then decided to bathe. When Moses came out of the water, he found all his clothes missing.

" 'Who took my clothes?' Moses asked. 'It was the Palestinians,' replied the Israelites."

"Wait a minute," interrupted Arafat. "There were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"

"All right," smirked Sharon, "now that we've got that settled, let's start talking."

yeah


thats gr8 :-)

Something similar was posted by me long ago:

http://www.indiabroadband.net/jokes-...ree-jokes.html